ransom

ok guys.. so the weirdest things happen to me.

i'm not kidding.

just the other night i had a phone call.

it said "RESTRICTED"

i answer anyways because my curiosity gets the best of me.

at first i hear a man on the other end saying mumbo jumbo,

it was way to loud to understand.

and then i hear,

"the demands are a pound of blow, 3 hookers and.."

{again, couldnt understand him}

"have it in an hour behind the rehab building or you'll never see 'him' again."

ummmmmmmmm...

k, first i thought, "him"........ jordan?! no wait, he is in the other room.

who do they have that i need to save?!

totally mind boggled i sat there deciding whether to freak out and call the cops,

in case this thing might be real.

or just laugh it off.

well first off, i was tired, so the cops were out of the question.

second, i had jordan so i didn't even know if i wanted to save a "him."

third, where was i going to find a pound of blow {cocaine} in an hour.

seriously, do they think i have the hookups or something?

hookers are easier to come by, but i for one do not know my way around

the drug dealing community.

so hopefully it was just a hoax and no one was harmed because of my laziness.

but for next time, you crazy ransom people, give me more than an hour to get

these things together for you. that would be appreciated k?

♥

*or, even better idea, how about we dont make creepy prank phone calls.